{"id":84,"date":"2007-06-23T10:07:13","date_gmt":"2007-06-23T00:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=84"},"modified":"2007-06-23T10:07:13","modified_gmt":"2007-06-23T00:07:13","slug":"noodley-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Noodley Goodness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So well you all know that I am a Pastafarian and I do enjoy a good noodle every now and then.  Whether it be Ramen (a japenese noodle) some Mi Goreng (indonesian noodle) some Italian Pasta (Spaghetti and Meatballs ftw) but what remains a complete mystery to me is the random asian noodle bowl.  While I was picking up some Mi Goreng on Thursday in the Valley ($10 for a box of 30 packets.. Bargain++) I found the rest of the noodle isle just perplexing.  An overwhelming amount of these wonderful noodles that just boggles my mind.  I mean where else can you find these big noodle bowls with no english at all on them apart from a &#8220;Translation&#8221; of the flavour.  I mean where else can you buy such goodies as &#8220;Lobster Flavoured&#8221;, Scallop Flavoured, or my favourite Stewed Pork Cutlet Bone flavoured.  <\/p>\n<p>Where do they come up with this stuff.  So i picked what i thought was going to be good and picked one that was &#8220;Spicy Beef but it was Air Dried so was &#8220;healthier&#8221; and the other was &#8220;Sichuan Beef&#8221;.  So i came home and thought to myself, here goes nothing and grabbed the Sichuan Beef flavour.  I thought to myself this doesn&#8217;t look to bad with a big bowl of noodles (apparently it was the SUPABOWL!) and some vegies like in the Aussie ones and some power.  But then there was the foil bag.  When i felt it, it had like chunky bits in it and when I tipped it out was full of red\/orange stuff.  I was like &#8220;omg this is going to burn i can just tell&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So after adding the bowling water and running away to not look at it for 5 minutes I came back opened it back up and found this like amazingly potent smelling broth full of noodle. I tried it and I was thinking to myself its spicy but i can deal with it.  But after a few good mouthfulls I was in agony.  I think i drank like a litre of water.  And this was the non spicy one i thought.  I am such an idiot.  Today im trying the spicy beef flavour.  Hopefully I will have some mouth left!  But at least at work there is an endless supply of cold water!<\/p>\n<p>Mi Goreng on the other hand are endlessly versatile.  They are like the Rolls Royce of 2 minute noodles.  They go well with &#8220;additions&#8221;.  My fav so far has just been with all the 5 packets (Seasoning Powder, Dried Onion Flakes, Kecap Manis (sweet soy), Chilli Sauce and i think its called Seasoning Oil) in it and then just adding some Tuna and some been salad and a touch of Corn and Mushrooms and a tiny bit of cheese.  <\/p>\n<p>On news other than what is currently making me extra hungry the end of the Financial Year is just over 7 days away (thank fucking christ) and I am going to be happy its over.  My trip is quickly approaching and in about 2 weeks I will post up the Itinerary etc after paying finals on this trip.  I bought my new camera lens for while I&#8217;m away so everything is getting closer and closer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So well you all know that I am a Pastafarian and I do enjoy a good noodle every now and then. Whether it be Ramen (a japenese noodle) some Mi Goreng (indonesian noodle) some Italian Pasta (Spaghetti and Meatballs ftw) but what remains a complete mystery to me is the random asian noodle bowl. 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