{"id":4669,"date":"2014-07-11T08:59:29","date_gmt":"2014-07-11T15:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=4669"},"modified":"2014-07-11T08:59:29","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T15:59:29","slug":"clumsy-mal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=4669","title":{"rendered":"Clumsy Mal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that after running for over 3 years now and not falling over at all, after endless kilometres that I wake up this morning and when I am about 3\/4 way through my run (about 1.5km from home) I stack it?  I am a clumsy person, I am covered in scars and burns and cuts and abrasions, but till now, I had not stacked it at all.  I managed to this morning fall flat on my face but I got up within 1 second and kept going as though everything was fine (dripping blood down my leg though).  I tripped on a small piece of pavement that I ran over last week without a problem, so what the hell is wrong with me!<\/p>\n<p>When I was training for Kokoda, I fell over countless times while trekking up and down Mt Cootha.  There was not a session that went by where I was not flat on my ass at least once, and it was as though the training was not complete till I had stacked it somehow.  Many a time on Kokoda itself I was expecting to go head first down a mountain.  I think one of my problems is my lack of balance, I can&#8217;t even stand up straight without almost falling over sometimes, so how can I expect to be able to run without a problem?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how badly this fall this morning is going to effect my running (my knee is currently strapped up to ensure that the chunk missing doesn&#8217;t go all over my jeans today at work) but hopefully I can keep going.  Guess who is going to be doing weights in the gym tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>THIS GUY!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>*** Funnily enough, I was wearing my Kokoda shirt this morning during my run.  So maybe it was just a Kokoda fall come back to haunt me? ***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that after running for over 3 years now and not falling over at all, after endless kilometres that I wake up this morning and when I am about 3\/4 way through my run (about 1.5km from home) I stack it? I am a clumsy person, I am covered in scars and burns [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,8,1,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures","category-expat","category-life-in-general","category-losing-it"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p49RU0-1dj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4669"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4670,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4669\/revisions\/4670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}