{"id":42,"date":"2006-07-24T00:21:28","date_gmt":"2006-07-23T14:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=42"},"modified":"2006-07-24T00:21:28","modified_gmt":"2006-07-23T14:21:28","slug":"noooooooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"noooooooooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"

My worst fear in life was to have to one day wear glasses. I was the only person in my family to not have to wear them. Well thats over! I now have to wear them \ud83d\ude41 I would rather die in a fire than have to wear glasses for the rest of my life.. sadly i dont have a say if i want my eyes to work when i spend so much time in front of the pc. <\/p>\n

On thursday I had to pick up my glasses. It was one pair out of the 35 that i tried on. I am now the proud(?) owner of a pair of Oakley Thread 4.0 I didn’t even know they made prescription frames until monday. So it hasn’t been a good week for me. Heaps of work, plus grandma, and then add on the fact I have to get glasses, and people wonder why I was kinda emo this week.<\/p>\n

At the moment it is late and my brother and sister are up here for the funeral tommorrow. They want me to talk but I am not going to at the funeral. I would rather go to work. I just could not get up in front of everyone.<\/p>\n

I should be in bed but before i go i will leave you with this.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My worst fear in life was to have to one day wear glasses. I was the only person in my family to not have to wear them. Well thats over! I now have to wear them \ud83d\ude41 I would rather die in a fire than have to wear glasses for the rest of my life.. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p49RU0-G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}