{"id":149,"date":"2008-09-21T07:36:14","date_gmt":"2008-09-20T21:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=149"},"modified":"2008-09-21T07:36:14","modified_gmt":"2008-09-20T21:36:14","slug":"ich-bin-ein-shitfaced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Ich Bin Ein Shitfaced!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oktoberfest was on yesterday.  Such an awesome invention.  Lots of filling food, Lots of German beer, good company, some music, lots of chatting, and a warm spring day.  Where can you go wrong.  Lets just look at the list again. Music, Chatting, Food, Warmth all good so far.  Beer&#8230; o no.  Thats where it always goes wrong.<\/p>\n<p>German Beer is awesome.  But its so lethal.  After pint #7 i was really fucked.  I wanted more but my stomach, bladder, liver and brain were all against me.  They wouldnt let me drink more&#8230; bastards.  Ended up after starting around 1:30pm pretty hammered and full to the brim.  So came home pretty plastered.  Daniel was worse off than I was he had 10 pints and he was feeling it!<\/p>\n<p>It was a good day and although I am now copping shit from other friends for not heading to a birthday party last night cause i was to chicken (and passed out at 930pm) to continue partying.  Oktoberfest is good though.  Mal approves.<\/p>\n<p>In other news over the last few weeks just been working extremely hard trying to get every last $$$ i can get to make sure I get my goal this month.  Have had the house to myself for 3 weeks now, coming up on the last week and a half.  The loneliness gets to you a bit in such a big house so its nice to have friends come round for dinner.  Suz, Brendan and Ross came round friday night and we played a poker game. My poker skills must really be rusty because I lost to all 3 of them and I was the only one who has played before.  It has been good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oktoberfest was on yesterday. Such an awesome invention. Lots of filling food, Lots of German beer, good company, some music, lots of chatting, and a warm spring day. Where can you go wrong. Lets just look at the list again. Music, Chatting, Food, Warmth all good so far. Beer&#8230; o no. Thats where it always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink","category-life-in-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p49RU0-2p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigmal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}